Jonathan Turley explains why “it is embarrassingly easy to get 1,000 law professors to sign off on letters claiming endless constitutional crises caused by Trump or conservatives.”
Read MoreDems Ready to Defend DOE as Soon as They Figure Out What it Does →
While the Department of Education is worthless when it comes to education, it’s yet another conduit for Democrats laundering your money to their friends and pet causes.
Read MoreStudy Finds People Trying to Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing to Hide →
Why do you think that NONE of the ridiculous, corrupt spending DOGE is finding was ever revealed under Joe Biden and the Democrats? (Hint: The guy in the picture is a Democrat.)
Read MoreTrump Becomes the First Fascist to Cut Government →
Babylon Bee: “While most other fascist leaders throughout history have used their power to increase the scope of government influence in their respective countries, Trump has broken with tradition to become the very first fascist with a focus on dismantling his own government's overreaches.”
Read MoreWhy Los Angeles is Burning →
The media will still blame climate change. This allows powerful Democrat politicians and bureaucrats to continue their money laundering scheme in California without accountability — Keely Covello.
Read MoreBiden Awards Harris Presidential Medal of Participation →
Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area — Babylon Bee.
Read MoreA Murderer's Moronic Manifesto →
Demolished, line by line.
Read MoreWhere Was Jordan Neely's Father? →
Where was Jordan Neely’s father when Jordan needed one? Is there any reason besides money that he finally showed up after Jordan was gone?
Read More75% of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole →
At publishing time, Musk was reportedly set to lay off all of the reindeer due to providing Santa with a new electric Tesla sleigh.
Read MoreShe blew through a billion →
Dumb as a rock, Kamala Harris blew through a billion dollars, enjoyed a largely sycophantic media, and ended up with nothing to show for it all but millions in debt.
Read MoreAOC Goes on "The Price is Right" →
Everything is FREE (except under capitalism).
Read MoreBiden Cheats Impeachment, But Not on the Merits →
Writes Miranda Devine, "It’s hard to find a clearer-cut case for impeachment than selling access to the White House to foreigners, including the Chinese Communist Party, for tens of millions of dollars."
Read MoreSad: Black People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention →
Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.
Read MoreJill Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race →
Also, see “Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection”: https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pull-off-successful-insurrection.
Read MoreRich Liberals in Their Jets →
“Pennyworth was unavailable for further comment, as he needed to go supervise the refueling of his private Crystal Skye jet before his cross-country flight to go on a cruise on his 350-foot yacht.”
Read MoreCan Democracy Survive the ‘Defenders of Democracy'? →
Jonathan Turley writes, “Fortunately, our democracy does not depend on any president. It was designed by James Madison to withstand the worst, not the best, motivations of our leaders.” I would add that we are not a democracy, but a republic with democratic processes.
Read MoreBiden's 10 Conditions for Debating Trump →
The only network allowed to carry debate is Al-Jazeera: Fair and balanced.
Read MoreAtheist Patiently Waits for Ikea Coffee Table to Assemble Itself →
At publishing time, word had spread that the man had died of old age without any evidence that his coffee table was any closer to being assembled than it was when he opened the box.
Read MoreBiblical Figures and their Political Parties →
Satan: Democrat. Founder of the party.
Read MoreFlag Not Working →
We’re gonna have to try something else.
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