Asks Judge Andrew Napolitano: “What if we never elected a government to keep us free from all viruses, but we did elect it to keep us free from all tyrants? What if the government -- which can’t deliver the mail, fill potholes, stop robocalls, or spend within its income -- is the last entity on earth into whose hands we would voluntarily repose our health for safekeeping?”
Read MoreA Socialist Victory →
Over twenty million people in April alone stopped being mistreated by capitalists in the evil capitalist creation called a “job.”
Read MoreIsn't Andrew Cuomo Just AWESOME! →
Way to go, Fredo Bro!
Read MorePaging Greta Thunberg. Paging Greta Thunberg. Mommy has some news for you →
Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years.
Read MoreHow Politicians Will Exploit Coronavirus To Further Restrict Our Rights →
With our nation already spiraling into debt, facing a likely steep recession, and chipping away at civil liberties, this moment might be more than a detour on the road to serfdom, says Kristin Tate.
Read MoreTeachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves →
Students who have been away from the government school system for even a week stop feeling depressed and anxious all the time and even show a shocking increase in the ability to form thoughts and ideas not approved by the government.
Read MoreNot So Smart After All →
Cuomo, who blames the federal government for a lack of beds and ventilators in his state, seemingly forgot it was his mismanagement that led to these shortages, writes Shawn Fleetwood.
Read MoreBlah Blah Blah, etc. →
Blah blah blah, duh, blah blah blah. More money. More government. Blah blah blah, duh, um, da da doo dee. More money, always more money. More government, big, big government. Can't think of anything else. Blah blah blah, dum deedilee doo. Where's my meds? Blah blah blah. Did I win yet? Blah blah dee do.
Read MoreQuarantine Options →
A little comedic relief in difficult times.
Read MoreChina Says "Jump" and U.S. Media Respond, "How High?" →
"You mean we don't even have to pay for this kind of positive press coverage? Amazing!" said President Xi Jinping.
Read MoreMore "Evidence" that Jesus was a Socialist →
If Jesus had ever stolen from somebody to give the loot to somebody else, then you could indeed make a case that he was a socialist.
Read MorePortland Quarantined →
Although there is no known cure for communism, there are preventative measures that experts recommend, such as reading history books.
Read MoreDems Warn That American People Might Tamper With Election →
Democrats also said they have hard evidence that the 2016 election was compromised by Republicans voting for Trump.
Read MoreCastro Campaign Fails When Dems Learn It's Not Fidel →
A case of mistaken identity also sunk another campaign earlier this year, as New York politician Bob Stalin rode a wave of early popularity but was forced to drop out as people realized he wasn't that Stalin.
Read MorePocahontas Need More Wampum →
With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk.
Read MoreNew Portland Coffee Shop Hires on One Condition →
If you enjoy working four hours a day on your feet while completely blitzed out of your mind, and then riding your bike around town aimlessly for a few hours until you finally get hungry for all-you-can-eat sushi, come on down and apply today.
Read MoreSupport Mikhail Svetov!
Mikhail Svetov vocally exposes widespread corruption in Russia on his YouTube channel, which boasts more than seven million views. He discusses libertarian ideas — including how to fight fraud by government officials and abuse by law enforcement — and has revealed video of election tampering.
Read MoreDrop Kids Off at Government School When They Turn 5 and Pick Them Back Up Again When They Turn 30 →
"Today, we only get, like, 6 or 7 hours with your kids," he said. "It's far too little time to really turn them into good communists. We need at least 24 hours a day to get the desired results."
Read MoreAdding the word "democratic" changes everything. Yeah, right. →
“We’ve added the word to all of our unpopular practices. Democratic racism, democratic beat-downs, democratic censorship, democratic genocide. All of those things poll much higher if we call them democratic.”
Read MoreThe Ignorant Brutality of Young Socialists →
An eye-opening social experiment unfolded on Mike Gonzalez’s Twitter feed that reveals a lot about America’s new brand of young communists and socialists. Consider it yet another infuriating sign of your tax and tuition dollars at work in “higher” education.
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